annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

  • if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
  • if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
  • that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

(Source: interlube)

the-goddamazon:

theblackoaksyndicate:

carrionofcats:

ghost-of-algren:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

….is anyone gonna tell them they had foundation in 1994 and belly tops were like REALLY big or are we just letting that lay?
"The 90s: When People Were Happy With Themselves"

"When punks were the cool kids, not the outcasts" is a masterpiece of missing the point

I’m so mad at this.  like hi, lets talk about the foundation of the 90’s.  it was either this powder shit or you had stick foundation that you rubbed all over and yeah everyone wore it.  plus lip liner, no lipstick and gloss on top.  
and um what about daisy dukes?  yall think you were the first?  short shorts have been around a LONG time.  mariah in the heartbreaker video is proof our fabulous 90’s skimpy fashion. fuck you.
punks were the cool kids?  um what?  like go away.  
also “kids cared more about music”?  right, cuz the tipper gore mom fandom on 60 minutes talking about fuck bracelets and the power of cliques wasn’t a thing. or you know how the whole nation was terrified of their kids getting AIDs  cuz of “crazy raves”
you children stay away form the 90s!  you stay away and stop ruining my dystopia with your shitty pop punk glasses!

I’m still waiting for Jellies to come back.

This whole post is godly. Legendary. Iconic. Our time has come.

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

image

lanactrlaltdelrey:
ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

rabbitglitter:

me
cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.
djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
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